SPACESHIP!!!!!

tequilaismyladyyy:

My goal in life is to be as happy with my job as the spaceship lego guy is about building spaceships

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
itsbetterwithbatman:

The Dark Knighted

itsbetterwithbatman:

The Dark Knighted

vivtsya:

im just trying to make myself some cereal but I cant focus because the entire back of the box is memes

vivtsya:

im just trying to make myself some cereal but I cant focus because the entire back of the box is memes

That moment when you realize…

kaisergeiser:

That you’re not the first Dominican employee at Rooster Teeth.

md-williamson:

actual hot things to say during sex

  • yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
  • you should put it in a hole
  • in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
  • i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
  • I’M STILL IN THE AIR
  • ALL HAIL
  • ACK GAH GAH
  • occupy the meat
  • warning: chocking hazard
  • TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
  • thank you, sir

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

jordynjitters:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I was literally thinking about this today because I was watching a funforlouis vlog and he was like ‘I love the bits’ and I was like omg that’s the cutest thing? Like saying ‘with bits’ instead of ‘with pulp’ is just adorable like

The only Pulp I know of is the band

jordynjitters:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I was literally thinking about this today because I was watching a funforlouis vlog and he was like ‘I love the bits’ and I was like omg that’s the cutest thing? Like saying ‘with bits’ instead of ‘with pulp’ is just adorable like

The only Pulp I know of is the band

handpickedhappiness:

bromancing-the-stone:

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

look at this crazy potato


I’m pissed

DEAD

look i’m not even a little bit sorry about this

handpickedhappiness:

bromancing-the-stone:

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

look at this crazy potato

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imageI’m pissed

DEAD

look i’m not even a little bit sorry about this

siggymcpissyface:

zestyoranges:

mutedgrey:

why485:

static-mcawesome:

amandaonwriting:

The meaning of colours.

orange is my favorite color and it represents sluggishness
i could not have a more fitting favorite color

Green and gold represent.

Well grey certainly fits me, doesn’t it?
I also really prefer cool color palettes but I’m not sure all of those fit me quite as perfectly. In any case, the original infographic is about choosing colors for branding with their meaning and symbolism in mind. Totally saved this as a resource for art, though!

I looooooove color theory :D

wow i chose my oc’s colors perfectly. 

Notice how most of the characters in RvB match their colour on this chart

siggymcpissyface:

zestyoranges:

mutedgrey:

why485:

static-mcawesome:

amandaonwriting:

The meaning of colours.

orange is my favorite color and it represents sluggishness

i could not have a more fitting favorite color

Green and gold represent.

Well grey certainly fits me, doesn’t it?

I also really prefer cool color palettes but I’m not sure all of those fit me quite as perfectly. In any case, the original infographic is about choosing colors for branding with their meaning and symbolism in mind. Totally saved this as a resource for art, though!

I looooooove color theory :D

wow i chose my oc’s colors perfectly. 

Notice how most of the characters in RvB match their colour on this chart