SPACESHIP!!!!!
Epsilon: Knock knock
Wyoming: Oooh who's there?
Epsilon: Allison
Wyoming: Allison who?
Epsilon: I forgot

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

(x)

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

handpickedhappiness:

unscofficial:

It’s 2034. RvB is on season 45, and everything Donut says is still fucking gold.

Doc is still missing and we still don’t know where the fuck he ended up.