My goal in life is to be as happy with my job as the spaceship lego guy is about building spaceships
The Dark Knighted
im just trying to make myself some cereal but I cant focus because the entire back of the box is memes
That you’re not the first Dominican employee at Rooster Teeth.
actual hot things to say during sex
- yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
- you should put it in a hole
- in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
- i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
- I’M STILL IN THE AIR
- ALL HAIL
- ACK GAH GAH
- occupy the meat
- warning: chocking hazard
- TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
- thank you, sir
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
I was literally thinking about this today because I was watching a funforlouis vlog and he was like ‘I love the bits’ and I was like omg that’s the cutest thing? Like saying ‘with bits’ instead of ‘with pulp’ is just adorable like
The only Pulp I know of is the band
look at this crazy potato
look i’m not even a little bit sorry about this
The meaning of colours.
orange is my favorite color and it represents sluggishness
i could not have a more fitting favorite color
Green and gold represent.
Well grey certainly fits me, doesn’t it?
I also really prefer cool color palettes but I’m not sure all of those fit me quite as perfectly. In any case, the original infographic is about choosing colors for branding with their meaning and symbolism in mind. Totally saved this as a resource for art, though!
I looooooove color theory :D
wow i chose my oc’s colors perfectly.
Notice how most of the characters in RvB match their colour on this chart